May 2013
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fasterfood: yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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lameborghini: people who say supper instead of dinner are sooo ugly
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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its 6:45 pm there is nothing going on in my life so good night everyone
May 25th
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inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
May 25th
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HOLY FUCK am I lonely and bored and generally bummed out for other reasons
May 25th
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i’d be lying if i said that at no point in my life have i ever wanted to be some kind of male equivalent of magibon
May 25th
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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236iw2h: some ppls urls r so stupid smh
May 25th
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May 25th
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the amanda bynes…situation is more depressing than funny at this point
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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if you upload a selfie and it’s rotated incorrectly on purpose you are not my friend bye
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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ok i take it back i originally only watched the dance version of the bad girls mv but now i watched the full version and all the cameos and girl power stuff is badass tbh go hyori
May 24th
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hey so wtf is up with hyori bein a chola in her music video omfg
May 24th
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May 24th
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vasquinho replied to your post: southern european men with sandy blond hair are my… Fuck, I’m a brunette. WORKS FOR ME TBH
May 23rd
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southern european men with sandy blond hair are my biggest weakness in life
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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ronaldtherapist replied to your post: ok apparently 2day im a simpsons blog for some… i used to play that game but then i got tired of clicking too much to collect every single thing omg lol i’ve played a few of these games before and i always get tired of them tbh so i dont see my obsession lasting long
May 23rd
May 23rd
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ok apparently 2day im a simpsons blog for some reason i think it has to do with the fact im playing simpsons tapped out
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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most folk’ll never lose a toe but then again, some folk’ll like cletus the slack-jawed yokel
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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meancutie: my preferred pronouns are babygirl and princess 
May 23rd
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my best friend is Asian so her house always smells like fish tbh
May 23rd
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notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
May 23rd
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I’m spending the night at my stupid best friends house and she’s bein stupid and not postponing her stupid workout but she has cable so that means I get to watch CNN 😎
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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has everybody voted for the barbara dex award yet? my vote went to serbia already because imo those outfits are the reason they failed to qualify
May 22nd
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it’d be cool if eurovision added a second chance round to the semis where like seven or eight non-qualifiers chosen by the juries perform one more time and to balance out the juries picking the songs 100% televoting from all participating countries or something would pick the four more acts to make it to the final
May 22nd
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Listenholepsi: still the best Eurovision song don’t...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
May 22nd
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bitchesaloud replied to your photoset: im watching an interview from spanish television… thirsty ho im not ashamed (｡◕‿◕｡)
May 21st
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May 21st
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