michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

(via peribarythron)

riddlemetom:

actual girl on fire in europe’s hunger games

(via woundedheartsforever)

the thought of krista probably having lost points because of the kiss just makes me SO sad

also i came over to my mother’s house yesterday because when i told her eurovision was this week she remembered all the times we watched it together when i still lived here and wanted to watch again but then she ditched me last minute right before it started um mOM